Let's Go Gala!


It’s 2 AM and your stomach is rumbling, of course, it is. I mean what kind of a stomach would it be if it wouldn’t rumble when you’re halfway through binging Westworld? So, like any sane person, you pick up the chips from the kitchen. I mean, what’s a girl to do, right? If only there was a button in you to restore yourself to factory settings!

But worry not, girlfriend! Just like there are consequences after sex, I know there are consequences after a night out too! I have a perfect date set up for you to free you from those wrinkles and the dull skin. As it goes without saying, it involves lots and lots of soft, foamy kisses on your skin. (I can see you blushing!!)


You read it right! A Gala. “But I already partied last night!” you might be thinking. Trust me. This gala ain’t like nothing you saw before. In fact, it’s not even for you. It’s for your true love who’s been taking the major part of your life’s stress, Your Skin. Rejuvenate it with my latest super star…. Wait for it……Morning Gala!


The best doctors for your skin - Castor, Coconut, and Jojoba oils are your hosts. They took an oath to cleanse, nourish and moisturize your skin, protecting it from all the stressors coming your way. We haven’t even gotten to the best part yet. It ain’t your everyday soap. This bad boy likes to be out of the box. Filled with antioxidants and detoxifying agents, Morning gala is a bath paste (yes, you heard it right!) that can light up your every morning. Essential oils like Lavender and Ylang-ylang along with our carrier oils retain moisture and balance the oils that you lost throughout the day. You can thank me later, after the date.

But seriously Babe, no all-nighters! Life is shitty as it is. You don’t want a pair of dark circles on top of that. Do you?


Anyway, back to your date. If you have met my scrubs, you’re accustomed to a little tough and rough love. But the time spent with gala is going to be totally different. You will be gently caressed and worshipped throughout. How does that sound? Like a sweet, naughty whisper in your ear? I know! We‘re gonna have to need extra passes for those goosebumps.


Let me warn you though. You are promised to experience the side effects of this encounter which includes excessive touching and feeling of your skin, either by your boyfriend/girlfriend or just by yourself. You may also experience all eyes on you and as a result, the desire to blush. Don’t be shocked to find a few love notes on your desk. One of them might be from me as well.


First and foremost, get rid of the clothes, MG hates those things on you. Then, you get your gorgeous body wet and glistening. Now, open the lid and take in the bewitching aroma of the concoction. Enjoy the rich, sea blue charm with your eyes and the tenderness of the soft paste with your fingertips. Now it’s time to spread the love all over your body! Sensual pleasure, isn’t it? There’s a reason why MG is deemed every skin pore’s wet dream. (No pun intended. Or is it?)

I don’t think you’d need my help from here. As someone wise once said, “What’s life without a little Morning Gala?” Wonder who that is!

Okay, bottom line, you deserve to be nourished. MG will love you like how I love my ice cream. So go ahead and have some fun! See you after the Gala!!!!